The Truck

Hot Rock Global Challenge

The Big Red Truck

A common problem faced by rock climbing expeditions these days is the lack of good truck support. Hot Rock Global Challenge is the first group to embrace Big Red Truck technology and has enjoyed a significant competitive advantage both in access to new markets and cost of deployment. Big Red Truck technologies continues to innovate to bring you the very best Big Red Trucks with all the latest cost saving features you would normally associate with more expensive transportation technology. Now, more than ever, it's the colour of your truck not the grade you climb that dictates the success of your venture.

Make other climbers green with envy - GO RED!

Feature	Benefit
27 old coach seats, specially impregnated with two years of rock climber dirt and sweat	Acts as crowd control barriers in event of disquiet amongst the climbers
3 seat sin bin, in a converted luggage locker under the main body of the truck	Rabble rousers can be easily isolated preventing violent coups
Bouldering wall with interchangeable holds on the back of the truck	Distracts officials from examining the roadworthiness of truck
Fully equipped bar sufficient for even the most sophisticated of cocktail parties	Climbers like drink and are likely to get lost if forced to find it themselves
Red spattered bull bars	Easily disperses immigration and customs officials
2 tables with power outlets	Stops techno geeks from bothering anyone else
Convertible roof on main body of truck	Give the truck an air of sophistication during weekend jaunts down the country
Wind powered ventilation	Maintains a "keeping it real" feel especially in colder regions
6 trumpet 8 tone invader series horn specially imported from India.	Endless amusement, special prizes reserved for renditions of Bohemian Rhapsody
8 lockers for "personal" gear	Maintains illusion of personal property
Separate cab for driver	Maintains Fi's sanity
Book and game library	Climbers will pretend for hours that they know how to read thus keeping them out of trouble
Fancy dress gear	Endless amusement for the girls as they plan embarrassing outfits for the boys
Other Stuff the Truck Carries
Up to 32 climbers	Kind of necessary if you are going to do any actual climbing
Chainsaw and axe	For firewood
Metal sand ladders	Used for getting the truck over mud, sand and anything else it is stuck in
450 liters of water	Drinking, cooking, washing
500 kilograms of food	A range of the cheapest food that will sustain life
1000s of bolts and other climbing	Once again kind of necessary if you are actually going to climb
About a ton of spare parts	Even Big Red Trucks break down

Pictures - click to enlarge

The Truck's discrete coloration aids

Bull bars that say "Don't mess with me" in 45 languages

One of our more popular backdrops

Lockers for "personal" property

Plenty of Storage

Bouldering wall give the Truck a unique feel

The Sin Bin