A common problem faced by rock climbing
expeditions these days is the lack of good truck support. Hot Rock Global
Challenge is the first group to embrace Big Red Truck technology and has
enjoyed a significant competitive advantage both in access to new markets
and cost of deployment. Big Red Truck technologies continues to innovate
to bring you the very best Big Red Trucks with all the latest cost saving
features you would normally associate with more expensive transportation
technology. Now, more than ever, it's the colour of your truck not the
grade you climb that dictates the success of your venture.
Make other climbers green with envy - GO RED!
| Features |
Benefit |
| 27 old coach seats, specially
impregnated with two years of rock climber dirt and sweat |
Act as crowd control barriers
in event of disquiet amongst the climbers |
| 3 seat sin bin, in a converted
luggage locker under the main body of the truck |
Rabble rousers can be easily isolated
preventing violent coups |
| Bouldering wall with interchangeable
holds on the back of the truck |
Distracts officials from examining
the roadworthiness of truck |
| Fully equipped bar sufficient
for even the most sophisticated of cocktail parties |
Climbers like drink and are likely
to get lost if forced to find it themselves |
| Red spattered bull bars |
Easily disperses immigration and
customs officials |
| 2 tables with power outlets |
Stops techno geeks from bothering
anyone else |
| Convertible roof on main body
of truck |
Gives the truck an air of sophistication
during weekend jaunts down the country |
| Wind powered ventilation |
Maintains a "keeping it real"
feel especially in colder regions |
| 6 trumpet 8 tone invader series
horn specially imported from India. |
Endless amusement, special prizes
reserved for renditions of Bohemian Rhapsody |
| 8 lockers for "personal"
gear |
Maintains illusion of personal
property |
| Separate cab for driver |
Maintains Fi's sanity |
| Fancy dress gear |
Endless amusement for the girls
as they plan embarrassing outfits for the boys |
|
Other Stuff the Truck Carries
|
| Up to 32 climbers |
Kind of necessary if you are going
to do any actual climbing |
| Chainsaw and axe |
For firewood |
| Metal sand ladders |
Used for getting the truck over
mud, sand and anything else it is stuck in |
| 450 liters of water |
Drinking, cooking, washing |
| 500 kilograms of food |
A range of the cheapest food that
will sustain life |
| 1000s of bolts and other climbing
equipment |
Once again kind of necessary
if you are actually going to climb |
| About a ton of spare parts |
Even Big Red Trucks break down |
